Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...