Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...