The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...