Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.