A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...