Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...