Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...