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Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter