Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...