Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...