Red Phone
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Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
I was pushing it
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Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
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What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Phrases for Work.
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Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
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He goes up the wall!
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