Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...