10 Reasons Not To Jog
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Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Pregnancy Advice…
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Child sent to bed
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What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...