Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...