Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...