Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...