Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...