A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.