Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...