Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...