Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...