Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...