Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong