When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...