How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...