Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...