A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.