Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...