Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...