Osama Cave Memo
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The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
New dog breed
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Carstianity
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What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Things learned from children…
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A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...