A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...