Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...