Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
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The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...