Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...