I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...