Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
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|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Letters from charities
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Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...