Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...