What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...