A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...