A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...