Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Technology is too good
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What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...