Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...