A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...