A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!