Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...