Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...