Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...