Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....