If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....