Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...