What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...